shslanon | Chapter 2: (Ab)Normal Days

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Chapter 2: (Ab)Normal Days

[...Well, that was fun.]

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[hurk]

[shuts the door]

[excuse him he's going to go dry heave into a sink]

[JUST...]

WHO THE FUCK PUT THOSE THERE?!

I-I DON'T KNOW!

[No one gets ice cream again ever.]

[He sort of stands there and takes deep breaths to calm down.]

I-I mean, I guess it- makes sense if you don't want to dispose of them yet, but some warning would have been nice...!

[maybe Yuri did that to encourage healthy eating...]

What, like a fuckin' sign like "DON'T OPEN FUCKING DEAD BODIES" would be better?!

[yup he's freaked out]

Yes!

[Good thing to see he's not the only one who's freaked out.]

[He searches all over the kitchen but there's no paper, and there's no pens, and there's nothing, really, that says "do not open" so he takes a bottle of some red sauce, labeled "ketchup" and storms over and draws a large red X on the door of the freezer with it.]

[That'll do it.]

THAT MAKES IT FUCKING WORSE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

[now it looks like an ominous message]

WELL I COULDN'T FIND ANY PAPER! I'M JUST SAVING SOMEONE ELSE THE SHOCK!

[It is an ominous message dimwit.]

But...!

[UGGHHH THIS IS TOO MUCH, HIS NERVES....]

[shhhh let him believe]

Do you have any better ideas?!

[trying to calm down a bit]

No, besides maybe warning people in a way that's less... tempting to open.

We need something to write with for that.

[It comes out as a bark and he huffs and moves past him, searching for... a knife, which he finds, in a drawer.]

Here, carve it into the door or something!

[And holds it out for him to take.]

[takes the knife and looks at the door]

It's metal, though. Not so good at carving that...

[but he'll try anyway! how does "do not open, dead bodies inside" sound]

Scratch it, then.

[He crosses his arms and leans on a nearby counter, waiting, and trying not to think about how fucking weird all of this is he wants to go home and swallows the impending panic. Maybe he should eat something despite his dry heaves earlier. He did because he hasn't eaten. He searches around for some snacks and finds a bag of something that appears to be crackers but they're in strange shapes. He opens and starts munching without thinking about it only to realize they're sort of sweet too. Blegh, these are gross, but he's too hungry to stop eating them.]

Er, right...

[and gets to work, it looks rather rough and probably makes the scene even creepier, but at least it isn't a spooky X]

[you gonna share those?]

[Strange cracker halfway to his mouth.]

Fine. Whatever. That's foreboding enough.

[He's staring at him. He shoves the cracker into his mouth and chews, staring right back.]

[Oh. He glances down, and holds the bag out to him.]

They're kind of gross.

Somehow I would doubt this Yuri guy would offer us extremely good food, anyway.

[takes a handful and... yup these are rather unimpressive, makes a face]

This is my first time being in here since we got here. I'm starving.

[Possibly in the literal sense. He puts the bag down and rummages around for more food, unconcerned with, y'know, Nemo holding a giant knife behind his back.]

[He finds a can of... Vienna sausages. And makes a face.]

Who eats canned sausage?!

[Plebes.]

What, weren't you hungry?

[to be fair, he's not in the killing mood after that trial]

[shrugs] People who really fucking like sausage, I guess. Want to try it?

No.

[To both questions. He makes a face and slides the can at him.]

All yours.

[Eventually he finds some apples and bread and what looks like strange canned cheese.]

Whoever took over the freezer must have tossed the food or something.

[He contents himself with his new find. It's edible, at least.]

[takes the can and stares at it, what is he supposed to do with this without a can opener?]

Er...

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