Chapter 2: (Ab)Normal Days

[iruy]

[...Well, that was fun.]





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[OOC: Please leave any comments or critiques here! They'd be really appreciated! Also, anyone who'd like to be a murderer for this round, please PM me here or DM me on twitter. Thanks!]

Comments

HOMER PLS

[jonahh]

Yeah? But my mom's the most significant parent.

HEHEHEHEHE.

[kalaaveisto]

[WELL HE CAN'T... ARGUE THERE, at least on his end]

[jonahh]

[Proud of his mama]

[kalaaveisto]

[OR ARE YOU]

[looks away]

[jonahh]

What?

[kalaaveisto]

[WOW YOU'RE CUTE WHEN YOU SMILE LIKE THAT]


[I mean]

Ah. Nothing. Just... thinking.

[jonahh]

... Not about murder, right?

[kalaaveisto]

Why do you think I'd think about that?!

[he's the worst gawth, death wigs him out]

[jonahh]

Then what are you thinking about?

[kalaaveisto]

Er...


Something. Related to that, at least. Not murder, but before.

[jonahh]

... Your mom?

[kalaaveisto]

[makes a face]

Sort of.

[jonahh]

What about her?

[kalaaveisto]

Fuck her.


[AND THAT'S ALL HE HAS TO SAY ON THE MATTER]

Anyway, what about the murders and shit?

[jonahh]

...

Wh...

[kalaaveisto]

What?

[jonahh]

I'm not going to fuck your mom.

[kalaaveisto]

I should hope fucking not!

[jonahh]

Then why say that.

[kalaaveisto]

Because...!