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Yuri ([personal profile] iruy) wrote in [community profile] shslanon2013-07-03 09:17 pm

Chapter 2: (Ab)Normal Days

[...Well, that was fun.]





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[OOC: Please leave any comments or critiques here! They'd be really appreciated! Also, anyone who'd like to be a murderer for this round, please PM me here or DM me on twitter. Thanks!]

uhn

(Anonymous) 2013-07-30 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
[enters the r-- nevermind]

[quietly slips back out, hopefully before she notices him]
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Re: uhn

[personal profile] rationelle 2013-07-30 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
/did you know that when you open doors they make sounds????

/turning around and--

Hey, it's you again. Were you looking for me? I haven't made dinner yet but it's okay, enchiladas only take about half an hour!

uhn

(Anonymous) 2013-07-30 02:16 am (UTC)(link)





E-enchiladas?

...

Why are you making dinner for me?
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Re: uhn

[personal profile] rationelle 2013-07-30 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
/eye roll

Um duh because it's almost dinner time? I'm making them for whoever wants them--I mean, you surely must be hungry, yeah? I'm starving! And I can't find any liquid nitrogen in here--I knew I shoulda ate before I started searching this place!

uhn

(Anonymous) 2013-07-30 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
[blinks - whoa, she is going much too fast again]

What is liquid nitrogen? For what do you need it?
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Re: uhn

[personal profile] rationelle 2013-07-30 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I was going to make ice cream with it--it freezes the ice cream super fast and gives it this great texture and all! But I can't find it! Just a bunch of other chemicals that won't even be helpful. What a pain in the ass. But, whatever, I'll make something else for dessert. --Hey, you have any suggestions?

uhn

(Anonymous) 2013-07-30 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
...

No.



Wait-- a-apple mush?
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Re: uhn

[personal profile] rationelle 2013-07-30 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
Huh? Do you mean like applesauce or something? Or oh how about a crisp? I betcha I could make some apple cinnamon rolls too if you're in the mood for that! I mean who doesn't like cinnamon rolls? Yeah, wow, you have good ideas!

/NODNOD

uhn

(Anonymous) 2013-07-30 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[rapid blinking]

Yes... that, that all sounds tasty...

[she doesn't seem very sad]
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Re: uhn

[personal profile] rationelle 2013-07-30 03:50 am (UTC)(link)
Well, of course it does, and it will be great because I made it, and you need to eat, so this woks out pretty well, huh?

/frowning

I really thought there'd be some liquid nitrogen here. Ice cream would be nice right now.

uhn

(Anonymous) 2013-07-30 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Hm...

Can we not make ice from fruit juice? We only need forms for it, and sticks... then we can put it in the...

[actually no, they can't]

[the freezer is occupied]
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Re: uhn

[personal profile] rationelle 2013-07-30 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
/frowning harder

Maybe cookies, then? Or that apple crisp instead. Something... you know? I feel better after I have a dessert. I think.

uhn

(Anonymous) 2013-07-30 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
You can make what you want.

[at a bit of a loss - he can't bake, only cook a few simply things; what does she expect from him?]
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Re: uhn

[personal profile] rationelle 2013-07-30 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Ugh, I can't stand it, I'm so depressed and I need something sweet.

/back to searching through the chemicals

This place is really bumming me out, I need to get out of here somehow...!

uhn

(Anonymous) 2013-07-30 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Ah--

[alarm bells are starting to ring in his head]

Don't think of that..! This is wh-what Yuri wants, right?
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Re: uhn

[personal profile] rationelle 2013-07-30 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
But my mom and dad and sister are going to--!

/sigh

How did he even get a photo like that anyway?

uhn

(Anonymous) 2013-07-30 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know.

[walks closer to help search for the liquid nitrogen, even if he doesn't really know what it looks like]

We are all from different places, too... but that's a good thing, right? Because he cannot go all over the world. So-- so that means he's probably lying. He hopes that one of us gets scared enough to kill someone else again.
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Re: uhn

[personal profile] rationelle 2013-07-30 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
But he already did, right? I mean, how else could he take pictures like those? --God, even a brownie would be good right now!

/still rifling through but not really reading the labels

uhn

(Anonymous) 2013-07-30 12:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[oh]

[that's a good point, actually]


Hm...

Maybe he asked them all to take a photo and send it to him?

[but no, that would't exactly have worked out in his case]

[it's not as if he had told anybody about his tree, either]


...

[watches her go through the chemicals for a moment longer, then realises that this isn't doing any good]

Let us-- let us go back to the cafeteria. Okay? Maybe the others are there, then you can make food for them with the things that are in the kitchen.
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Re: uhn

[personal profile] rationelle 2013-07-31 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
/sigh

Well, it wouldn't do to have everyone starve to death. At the least we can all think better when we're stuffed. At least I know I can.

/grabbing you by the arm and leaving

It's decided, then, you're going to be my sous chef!

uhn

(Anonymous) 2013-07-31 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
Sue?

[stumbles along - darn, where does she get all this power from?]
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Re: uhn

[personal profile] rationelle 2013-07-31 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, you know, sous chef? You handle the prep work. Can you slice onions without crying? Ugh, it's so hard, I hate cutting up onions.

uhn

(Anonymous) 2013-07-31 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! Yes, I can do that.

Um... are you going to use some potatoes or... what are they called... mrkev? The long orange ones that crack when you bite them? They grow in the ground...
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Re: uhn

[personal profile] rationelle 2013-07-31 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Carrots? Potatoes? In enchiladas? Wow, no need to get so carried away here!

/still dragging you behind

Nah, we need onions, corn tortillas, shredded chicken, though maybe beef if that's not there, and oh right we need red sauce and some rice and sour cream and--god I am so hungry right now just thinking about it!