Chapter 1: Abnormal Days

[iruy]

Attention! A body has been found! That's right, a body has been found! Report to the hallway on the way to the cafeteria! A body, I'm so proud!

[Maybe you go to the hallway. Standing in fear is Lev, staring at Jakub, who is holding Tony's bloodied corpse.]

Comments

[kalaaveisto]

[WHAT]

What's your problem?

[jonahh]

[Oh so they're whispering now, huh]

Did you try sacrificing her to your demon God?

[kalaaveisto]

[hdu]

What? That doesn't make any sense. Are you still dreaming?

[jonahh]

Or did you drink her blood for immortality? Don't act stupid, I know how your kind worship the dark lord!

[kalaaveisto]

Erm... I've never met a Finn like that...

[jonahh]

"Finn"? Is that what they're calling you these days? Fuck...

[kalaaveisto]

I'm pretty sure that's what we've always been called. Have you never met anyone from Finland before?

[jonahh]

Finland? No, but... I wasn't talking about Finland, I was talking about your... religion.

[Because you're totally a wiccan or something, right?]

[kalaaveisto]

Erm... most everyone in my family's a member of the Anglican Church of Finland, but I don't know. I guess you can call me agnostic?


... Ah, but what does any of this have to do with... [gestures over to poor Tony]

[jonahh]

... You're not a wiccan or some pagan guy?

I thought you killed her for a dark overlord or Cthulhu...

[kalaaveisto]

[STARTS LAUGHING]

Just because you may think I dress strangely does not mean I do such things.

[jonahh]

Then you're emo.

[kalaaveisto]

Ah, no. Nemo. I'm Nemo.

[jonahh]

Nemo as in "new emo"?

[kalaaveisto]

Nemo as in Nemo Mäkelä. You know. My name.

[jonahh]

[S-snorts]

[kalaaveisto]

[SIIIIGHS here it comes]

[jonahh]

So, Nemo, did you see anything last night?

[kalaaveisto]

[thinks]