Chapter 1: Abnormal Days

[iruy]

Attention! A body has been found! That's right, a body has been found! Report to the hallway on the way to the cafeteria! A body, I'm so proud!

[Maybe you go to the hallway. Standing in fear is Lev, staring at Jakub, who is holding Tony's bloodied corpse.]

Comments

[stoled]

I wasn't looking at you, gosh!

[kalaaveisto]

My mistake, then.

[stoled]

... There's just something on your neck.

[kalaaveisto]

It's a choker.

[stoled]

Not that! Gosh, it's right there! [Points just a bit above your choker]

[kalaaveisto]

... My neck.

[stoled]

Ugh, you idiot! Let me just... [tries reaching for your neck]

[kalaaveisto]

[STANDS AS TALL AS HE CAN and steps back some]

The fuck do you think you're doing? Don't fucking touch me!

[stoled]

I'm trying to get the shit off your neck!!

[kalaaveisto]

I can take care of it myself later. Don't fucking touch people without their permission. What are you, a child?

[stoled]

What? No! Gosh, I was only trying to help. [Okay, plan b]

[Looks up at the ceiling]

[kalaaveisto]

[crosses his arms and looks at you]

What are you doing?

[stoled]

[Points up]

[kalaaveisto]

Use your words. You really are a child, aren't you?

[stoled]

Look at the stupid ceiling, gosh!!

[kalaaveisto]

[STARES DOWN AT YOU]

Do you think I'm a fucking idiot?

[stoled]

Duh!! Can't you see there's a fucking thing on the ceiling?!

[kalaaveisto]

[squinting at you]

[stoled]

.... [JUMPS and GRABS YOUR CHOKER]

[kalaaveisto]

[SHOVES YOU OFF]

OI WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING YOU SCRAWNY DICK SHAVING?!

[stoled]

[OH FUCK]

[RUNS AWAY KLSJDFKJLHSFDJ]

[kalaaveisto]

YOU BETTER FUCKING RUN YOU PIECE OF SHIT

[GONNA GO... over here and be not mad at you]