Chapter 1: Abnormal Days

[iruy]

Attention! A body has been found! That's right, a body has been found! Report to the hallway on the way to the cafeteria! A body, I'm so proud!

[Maybe you go to the hallway. Standing in fear is Lev, staring at Jakub, who is holding Tony's bloodied corpse.]

Comments

[misspell]

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry!

Ow, that kinda hurt...

[pigeony]

[sniffle]

That hurt a lot!

[misspell]

It hurt me too! And I said I was sorry...homie....

[pigeony]

... Are you calling me "homie" 'cause I'm Latina.

[misspell]

Huh? Wait, aren't I supposed to call everyone homie? Uuum. This is kinda confusing.

[She really doesn't know! She's just a girl who fails at slang!]

[pigeony]

No! Why would you wanna?

[misspell]

'Cause that's what people...do, right?

[pigeony]

No? Are you an alien?

[misspell]

No! Th-that's whack!

[Honestly, she's insulted!]

[pigeony]

You should talk normally!

[misspell]

I-I am talking normally, yo!

[pigeony]

Nuuhhhhh!

[misspell]

I swear, I am!

[She's adding "Nuuuuh" to her slang vocab now.]

[pigeony]

[sdlkfjlkdsf]

You hella boosie actin' janky wit yo tweakin' words. You out.

[misspell]

Whoooooaaaaa. [She starts to giggle and clap her hands.] You're totally good at this! Do you think that...you can teach me?

[pigeony]

Nah, you outta pocket!