Chapter 1: Abnormal Days

[iruy]

Attention! A body has been found! That's right, a body has been found! Report to the hallway on the way to the cafeteria! A body, I'm so proud!

[Maybe you go to the hallway. Standing in fear is Lev, staring at Jakub, who is holding Tony's bloodied corpse.]

Comments

[kalaaveisto]

[pats your back]

[pigeony]

Thanks for being a friend...

[kalaaveisto]

Er... I...

[he has no FFFFFFFFFFRIENDS >:(mmmmmmm]

[pigeony]

M-maybe you can be my new best friend?

[kalaaveisto]

Er.....

[YOU'RE... MOVING ON FAST.........]

[pigeony]

You can even be my new boyfriend!

[kalaaveisto]

Ah! There's ah... erm... I mean I don't...

[OH NO ABORT ABORT]

[pigeony]

[hugs]

[kalaaveisto]

[SJFASLDKFJASD TRIES SQUIRMING OUT OF IT]

I don't... I mean! You're...




I DON'T LIKE GIRLS!

[pigeony]

...

Oh. [lets go]

[kalaaveisto]

Er... why not... ask one of them? I'm sure they... er... [gestures to the other guys]

[THIS IS AWKWARD]

[pigeony]

No, it's okay. I'm not desperate for a boyfriend.

[kalaaveisto]

Ah, I...

[cough]

[pigeony]

Don't feel bad. I shouldn't have jumped at you like that.

[kalaaveisto]

Ah, you couldn't have known. Don't feel bad.

[pigeony]

But we can still be friends, right?

[kalaaveisto]

Er... I don't see why not.

[AS LONG AS YOU DON'T MAKE FUN OF HIS NAME ANYMORE]

[pigeony]

[Clings to]

Let's be best friends forever!!

[kalaaveisto]

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