Chapter 2: Abnormal Days

[iruy]

Attention everyone! A body has been found! A body! It's in the laboratory room! Hop to it! This is so exciting!

[There's an excited giggle before it cuts off.]

Comments

[stoled]

You're here!

[kalaaveisto]

And so are you!

[stoled]

You were here first!!

[kalaaveisto]

That doesn't mean a fucking thing!

[stoled]

You killed her! Gosh, just admit it!!

[kalaaveisto]

Fuck no, there's no way I could kill a fucking person! I don't even know her!

[stoled]

Or did you?! Gosh, you're a terrible liar! Ugh!!

[kalaaveisto]

[SIGHS]

If I was the murderer, there wouldn't be an announcement.

[stoled]

How would you know?!

[kalaaveisto]

The fucking thing doesn't go off unless two people not the murderer find the body, right?

[stoled]

Why are you whispering? Gosh, you're so fucking suspicious!

[kalaaveisto]

I'm not fucking whispering.

[he's just calm now and can control his volume!]

How did I miss this?

[stoled]

Gosh, you're a horrible liar!

You missed it over Nemo's ridiculous taste in clothing

[kalaaveisto]

And you're a crazy bitch.

/SOBS

[stoled]

Says the murderer!!

/DRIES YOUR TEARS

[kalaaveisto]

What will it take for you to drop that dumb idea?

/EATS YOUR TISSUE

[stoled]

Your confession, duh!

WHO SAID I WAS USING A TISSUE?!

[kalaaveisto]

Then I confess. I'm not the murderer.

WATER U USING?

[stoled]

No, you are the murderer!

MY LOVE 4 U

[kalaaveisto]

I'm not a fucking murderer!

SCREEEEEEE

[stoled]

That's what they all say!

NO SCREES!

[kalaaveisto]

[rolls his eyes]