Chapter 1: Abnormal Days

[iruy]

Attention! A body has been found! That's right, a body has been found! Report to the hallway on the way to the cafeteria! A body, I'm so proud!

[Maybe you go to the hallway. Standing in fear is Lev, staring at Jakub, who is holding Tony's bloodied corpse.]

Comments

[pigeony]

... That's not mine.

[kalaaveisto]

Then whose...?

[pigeony]

I just found it on the floor.

[kalaaveisto]

... Do you think it's... hers?

[that shirt's kind of small, she's kind of small...]

[COINCIDENCE???]

[pigeony]

....

Just cover it on top of her. I don't think anyone would wanna see her like that.

My poor best friend...

[kalaaveisto]

That'd be a nuisance, wouldn't it? People still need to examine her body...

[HE FEELS BAD but man he doesn't know what to say]

[pigeony]

I think we should cremate her... I-I don't wanna see her rot.

[kalaaveisto]

I don't know that there would be a way to do that... But I'm sure we'll find something. After we investigate, at least.

[pigeony]

...

[Sniff]

I-I think we're doomed. There's no point.

[kalaaveisto]

Hey. Stop crying. You need to stay calm so we can figure this out. Or do you want her death to be in vain?

[pigeony]

Uu uuuuuuuuuu!!!

[kalaaveisto]

[JUST]




[STARES]

[pigeony]

[Stops]

[kalaaveisto]

[pats your back]

[pigeony]

Thanks for being a friend...

[kalaaveisto]

Er... I...

[he has no FFFFFFFFFFRIENDS >:(mmmmmmm]

[pigeony]

M-maybe you can be my new best friend?

[kalaaveisto]

Er.....

[YOU'RE... MOVING ON FAST.........]

[pigeony]

You can even be my new boyfriend!

[kalaaveisto]

Ah! There's ah... erm... I mean I don't...

[OH NO ABORT ABORT]

[pigeony]

[hugs]

[kalaaveisto]

[SJFASLDKFJASD TRIES SQUIRMING OUT OF IT]

I don't... I mean! You're...




I DON'T LIKE GIRLS!

[pigeony]

...

Oh. [lets go]

[kalaaveisto]

Er... why not... ask one of them? I'm sure they... er... [gestures to the other guys]

[THIS IS AWKWARD]

[pigeony]

No, it's okay. I'm not desperate for a boyfriend.